Things I heard a 40-something year old white Jewish dad explain to his two daughters under 10 on the subway from Brooklyn to Manhattan this afternoon
– If you invest 50 dollars, and you get 20 times more, you say you got 20X
– The 2 and 3 go together. The 4 and 5 go together
– You know how I told you your computer is i7, 50 years ago we didn’t have that
– We’re now going under the (East) river
– Cell phones can be called mobile phones
– Valet is usually when someone else parks your car for you
